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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)(via albinwonderland)
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Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.

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The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
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Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue
– Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)(via andreaschoice)
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
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im still laughing at this
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