1. This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
    – Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”   (via albinwonderland)

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  2. Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.

    lolsofunny:

    laughingstation:

    lolsofunny:

    lolzpicx:

    image

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  3. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

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  4. lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

    lobotomyfail:

    The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

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  5. tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

    tenderghost:

    awwww-cute:

    One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

    this is the opposite of a problem

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  7. Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue
    – Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)

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  8. flutterlings:

    the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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  9. growlithed:

    dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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  10. thatfunnyblog:

im still laughing at this

    thatfunnyblog:

    im still laughing at this

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